lost in translation..

haha, i had al laugh myself doing this... yes, its not original, and yes, its from FHM, but wat the heck, it makes me laugh.. tell me if it makes you laugh too.. haha..

ok, so i decided to translate this passage below, which introduces myself, where i work and stuff i do and shit like that.. then, i translated it to german at this site, http://babelfish.altavista.com/.. then i took the translated german passage and translated it back to English to have a good laugh.. enjoy.

english text:
My name is Irfan. I work in Police Techonology Department and my appointment is Assistant Manpower Officer. I like playing guitars as a past time and playing soccer is definitely one of my hobbies. As of late, my lunches have been occupied with me playing ping-pong. I'm definitely getting better at it, with cross-court smashes, smashing my opponents. Haha. Recently, I've also found another band to jam with. Trying to rope Rajan in to be the second guitarist, cause I believe i have a telepathic understanding with that guy. Today is Monday, and Monday blues is definitely a true phenomenon, but for now, I'm just looking forward to Monday night soccer with my friends. That's all for now.

german text:
Mein Name ist Irfan. Ich arbeite in der Polizei Techonology Abteilung und meine Verabredung ist behilflicher Arbeitskraft-Offizier. Ich mag Guitarren spielen, da a hinter Zeit und Spielenfußball definitiv eine meiner Liebhabereien ist. Ab spät sind meine Mittagessen mit mir Ping-pong spielend besetzt worden. Ich erhalte definitiv besser an ihm, wenn die Kreuz-Gericht Smashes, meine Konkurrenten zertrümmern. Haha. Vor kurzem habe ich auch ein anderes Band gefunden, um mit zu stauen. Zum Seil Rajan innen versuchen, der zweite Gitarrist zu sein, Ursache, die ich glaube, daß ich ein telepathic Verständnis mit diesem Kerl habe. Heutiger Tag ist Montag und Montag Blau ist definitiv ein zutreffendes Phänomen, aber für jetzt, bin ich gerechtes vorwärts schauen zum Montag Nachtfußball mit meinen Freunden. Alles das ist für jetzt.

german 2 english text: (funny)
My name is Irfan. I work in the police Techonology department and my appointment am a helpful worker officer. I may play Guitarren, since A behind time and play football is definitely one of my hobbies. My lunch were easily occupied off late with me Ping pong. I keep definitely better at him, if Smashes, my competitors destroy the cross court. Haha. Recently I found also another volume, also over to back-ups. To the rope Rajan inside try to be, the second guitarist, a cause, which I believe that I have telepathic an understanding with this chap. Today's day is Monday and Monday blue is definitely an applicable phenomenon, but for now, I am fair forward look to Monday night football with my friends. Everything that is for now.

haha.. well, everythin that is for now.. bye.. ;)